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You Know a JDBC Driver Sucks When…

…you’re tempted to contact the database vendor providing the driver and open yet another ticket because you think this method in said driver returns an incorrect value:

public boolean jdbcCompliant()
{
return true;
}

Although this one might be a good one to fix too:

public ResultSet getPrimaryKeys(String s, String s1, String s2)
throws SQLException
{
throw new OdxCLJException(25500);
}

That is all.

Posted in A Day In The Life Of, ColdFusion, Geek Humor, Java, Uncategorized.

By Brandon Harper
May 5, 2006

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  1. Lindsey said
    on May 5, 2006

    Congratulations! This makes you officially the biggest geek I’ve ever met. ;)

  2. Sean LeBlanc said
    on May 5, 2006

    I’m probably just as much of a geek, since I recognize the database the driver is for… lol.

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