I can’t say I’m an avid reader of Dilbert by any means, but today’s comic features a mention of Java:

Don’t bother. I already coded a Java app to do everything you do.

Good stuff.

I’ve always been a huge open source software proponent– this blog is ran by FreeBSD, PHP, WordPress, Apache, MySQL, etc., yet the PHP language has never really sat well with me. It’s always reminded me way too much of a derivative of C for the web, becoming more C++ like with it’s carnation of [...]

After many obsessive discussions with my co-workers earlier this year about Snakes On A Plane, I decided to purchase the snacksonaplane.net domain in April. Recent events finally gave me a good reason to use it to create a Snacks On A Plane?!!? poster. Note: the f-bomb is used.

…you’re tempted to contact the database vendor providing the driver and open yet another ticket because you think this method in said driver returns an incorrect value:

public boolean jdbcCompliant()
{
return true;
}

Although this one might be a good one to [...]

Ahh, how I wish I were geeky/elite enough for MIT sometimes– I love reading/seeing all of the pranks that happen there. The latest one turned a hall into a level of Super Mario Brothers.

I wasn’t really on the internet much on Friday as I was busy with work and also went out of town for the weekend, but apparently there has been a lot of buzz in the open source world in the past week or two about Sys-Con Media which seemed to culminate over the weekend with [...]

I have to admit, this site had me giggling like a school girl after snorting a few Pixy Stix. Here are a couple of example translations:

Me: Dude, this conversation is so lame.
Translator: DUDA THIS CONV3RSATION IS SO LM3!11!!1! OMG LOL
Me: Perhaps if you weren’t so intellectually devoid you’d be able to read what [...]

I just found a site which has has a list of the ten geekiest hobbies, and I’m proud to say I don’t partake in any of them. About as close as I get is owning the first of the Cowboy Bebop videos (and that still would not really even qualify as a “comic book”). [...]

For those times when you get tired of telling someone to look things up on Google before asking you questions… fucking Google it before you bother me!

Apparently the 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix has a glitch which completely hoses up the calendar display because they forgot 2004 is a leap year.

What day is it? Don’t ask the driver of General Motors Corp.’s Pontiac Grand Prix.
Due to a software glitch, the computer display in the 2004 model year Grand Prix shows the wrong [...]